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My son was asked to combine two animals for biology class. Presenting the Elephuck.

Alaska News Headline: Man dressed in bear costume harasses bears.

Donald Trump vs. Cameron Diaz in the film 'There's Something About Mary.' Who wore it better?

The Fast and the Furious reject.

Married with Children to Modern Family, Ed O'Neill has been reading the same newspaper for 20 years.