Shaving your beard can make you appear much younger

The laws in this city are very strict or they just really hate silly string.

Whoever says money can't buy you everything is lying

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

The Camera Can't Seem To Find A Happy Medium Here

That Lemon Might Not Break Any Records But At Least They Got Some Use Out Of It