Bill Cosby replaces Jack Nicholson in the famous Here's Johnny scene from 'The Shining.'

But Chloe, I'm straight. So is spaghetti till it's wet.

Al Bundy suggests you never try to understand women.

How to properly wear a baseball cap so it doesn't look like you just stole it from a store.

Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my coffee at home...

Always use protection when you're horny.