This woman seems to be dressed a bit too classy for Wal-Mart.

They were meant to be together from the first time their seeds touched the dirt

I believe she has some explaining to do

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Always good to know the house you want to buy isn't haunted.

When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving