Having a mustache is cool but on your head not so much

Well said Donkey. Laughter is indeed a tranquilizer and should be taken often.

Yes...you probably should have left it in the box.

Much easier to drive around than move the tree limb 1 foot off the road

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?

Must have been this burglars first time. I have a feeling he never tried it again.