The face you make when you force a fart but then quickly realize you shouldn't have.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Fast Food Establishments located in hospitals seems like a conflict of interest but it is a great form of job security.

Finally a pair of pants with a warning label on the zipper.

Dump truck driver loves his job and he is not afraid to tell the world how he feels.

Taco Bell asks a guy on Twitter what he got for dinner and he gives them all the details.