Hey it's a lot better than those silly child leashes

This should make it easy for those first timers

Probably not the bathroom to use if you suffer from stage fright

Sign giving you a reason to get a vasectomy

This Dog Is A Lifesaver. Realizing You Have No Toilet Paper After Already Taking Care Of Business Is No Fun.

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