It's very uncomfortable to take a dump with Shrek watching.

There are 2 types of men when it comes to urinating in the toilet.

Someone jacked this guys spare tire. Not the entire wheel, just the tire.

This guy is either a fan of Lana Del Rey or doesn't speak English.

All this time I thought it was just the MSG in ramen noodles that made me feel bad.

My wife wanted her sandwich cut in half.