Excuse me but I think you have a brake light out on your pants.

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Always good to know the house you want to buy isn't haunted.

Bankruptcy, Divorce, and Liquor all in one convenient location. What a money maker!

YOLO was like the one hit wonder of memes

Do Not disturb! You know what I mean?