Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes

Teach your kid how to be a zombie.

I Sure Would Like To Hear His Explanation For This One

He Should Have Brought His Glove To The Baseball Game

1 Guy + 8 Girls + Hot Tub = He's Doing It Right

The Leaning Tower Of Pisa Will Never Straighten Itself Up If Everyone Continues To Try And Push It Over.