A chicken is hatched already logged on to Facebook describes today's society well.

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

The human brain works great most of the time

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?

Sign giving you a reason to get a vasectomy

This guy must have just heard about the new Cantina Power Burrito