I just found out I have been eating cereal with the wrong utensil all these years.

If you have a hole in your black sock here is a simple solution.

Number of photos taken. Neil Armstrong on the moon vs a selfie addict in the bathroom.

Don't drink and set your car on fire and give a taco to a cop.

Could not unscrew the pickle jar lid. Really wanted pickles.

She is so excited she is jumping for joy after finally getting to eat at Cafe Penis.