No! I don't wanna go back to school.

The awkward moment when you realize what the sound of nature actually is.

“Siri I need to get laid.” I guess Siri is a pimp now too.

Every other vegetable sucks compared to the potato.

Protesters in Canada who want to legalize prostitution think a blowjob is better than no job.

I just wanted to talk about your iPhone 6 for sale.