The laws in this city are very strict or they just really hate silly string.

Is it Football season yet?

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home

How do they wipe their ass?

Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.