Without pets, life can be boring.

Lazy sloth advises you to, just do it...later.

When he woke up he probably thought his prankster friend was a real jerk off.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.

Bald eagle eyebrows.

Facebook status update: I think I might stay home tonight...