He is a bit self conscious about his feet

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

This Dog Is A Lifesaver. Realizing You Have No Toilet Paper After Already Taking Care Of Business Is No Fun.

This Boat Floats Above The Water.

They Say Kids Emulate Their Parents And This Is Further Proof.

Have You Ever Been So Bored You Said You Would Rather Watch Turtles Having Sex? That Is What This Cat Decided To Do.