The face you make when you force a fart but then quickly realize you shouldn't have.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.

Twitter user asks Hugh Hefner how he has so many bitches and he responds with some great advice.

Patrons of this strip club have now been notified it is safe to return.

Clever sign to get people in the door offering free beer. Nobody reads the fine print these days.