Clint Eastwood shooting you with Morgan Freeman narrating would be the best way to die....ever.

Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.

23 Girls 1 Cup. Team USA wins the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup.

If you're happy and you know it crap your hands.

Great shirt to have if you enjoy screwing with people in public.

Came home to find my vacuum contemplating suicide.