My cat was being an asshole so I flipped him the bird. Turns out cats love birds.

If my casket ever gets taken in a Prius, just shoot me...oh wait.

When my dog begs for food he blows slobber bubbles.

The average aging process of an Asian woman.

Due to the recent actions of a specific tenant we have been forced to update our community rules.

No! I don't wanna go back to school.