Every other vegetable sucks compared to the potato.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

Do not consume if the seal is broken.

Goodwill just got much cooler after seeing this, “I wear your grandad's clothes” sign.

Miranda Kerr is dating some random guy proving anything is possible if you believe in love.

Dog has a big favor to ask of the cat.