Daughter asked what it's like to have kids.

The fit and finish of cars these days is subpar.

Having a small penis does not give you the right to park in a handicap spot.

14 brands of bottled water recalled due to possible E. coli risk. I was having a good day too. FML.

Watch out Buzz Lightyear you have some competition, and his name is Bud Lightyear.

Working in IT is like being married.