Twitter user asks Hugh Hefner how he has so many bitches and he responds with some great advice.

When you aren't having much luck with the ladies you are willing to try anything.

Guess who forgot to show up to the Health Fair? Alzheimer's sucks!

Yoda sculpted out of snow is a very impressive work of art. Talented you are young Jedi.

Too cool to look into the camera is a perfect example of extreme doucheism.

Finally a pair of pants with a warning label on the zipper.