Orange juice with juicy tits. Breakfast of champions.

If you want everybody to know you're offended by everything, try this hairstyle.

They told him not to blink.

Saving your beer is worth drowning over.

Boy falls from a three-story window, lands on his feet and is not hurt thanks to Superman.

You have an 'Elf on the Shelf'. I have a 'Trooper on the Pooper'.