If my casket ever gets taken in a Prius, just shoot me...oh wait.

Deez Nuts for President 2016. He's real and he's coming out swinging.

It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

Why Jeb? Why did 86,000 campaign mailers get sent showing Jeb Bush with a white hand and black hand?

When my dog begs for food he blows slobber bubbles.

Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”