When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

Forrest Gump always said love is like a fart....

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Boobs Lake sounds like a great place to motor boat and enjoy the day.

Clint Eastwood also known as Dirty Harry knows how tough it was back in the day when even mice had balls.

Patrons of this strip club have now been notified it is safe to return.