You know it is cold when a parked car leaves a perfect impression of its front end in ice.

Extremely alert mall security guard.

Scooby-Doo taught us all something very important. Fear equals money.

Cutting corners is not always the right way to do things but sometimes it just gets you there faster.

He wasn't willing to risk hurting his back and ruining his entire vacation.

Money Man from the GEICO commercials is actually real. Here is proof.