What is the difference between a calendar and you?

And she still yells at me when I leave the toilet seat up.

Have you ever driven away from a gas station after filling up with the nozzle still in your tank?

What is this guy waiting for!? Just take the damn picture already!

Did you know this one very important fact about skydiving?

If Skippy aka Ed Bassmaster was a cat, he would totally look like this.