My cat was being an asshole so I flipped him the bird. Turns out cats love birds.

Walmart: 37 checkout lanes. 2 cashiers. Why?

If my casket ever gets taken in a Prius, just shoot me...oh wait.

Proof that Internet Explorer is better than Google Chrome.

It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

Why Jeb? Why did 86,000 campaign mailers get sent showing Jeb Bush with a white hand and black hand?