Politicians should wear jackets like Nascar drivers, so we could tell who bought and paid for them.

The face you make when you force a fart but then quickly realize you shouldn't have.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.

Men with piercings are better prepared for marriage than men without them.

Star Wars Millennium Falcon magnetic bottle opener is a must have for those hardcore fans.