Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”

College Daughter Daycare will take good care of your freshman daughter.

Every other vegetable sucks compared to the potato.

I just wanted to talk about your iPhone 6 for sale.

Miranda Kerr is dating some random guy proving anything is possible if you believe in love.

65 mph passenger window down for an hour look.