My computer screen is brighter than my future.

Sign outside local hardware store shows they have a sense of humor....or crappy ladders.

If you don't mean bacon and eggs when using the term 'BAE' I don't want to know you.

It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine.

You have been using the wrong public bathroom stall your entire life.

All Daddy wanted was a BJ.