You know you're an adult when a new sponge excites you.

Who needs good looks when you have a giant ding dong.

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' choose your side on Google seems a bit suspicious.

Went to buy a pack of Newports but the damn store was closed.

Fat cat is pushing its luck on this skinny tree branch.

Then and now featuring Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, and Eminem.