My cat was being an asshole so I flipped him the bird. Turns out cats love birds.

The definition of a teenager.

Walmart: 37 checkout lanes. 2 cashiers. Why?

If my casket ever gets taken in a Prius, just shoot me...oh wait.

It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

Due to the recent actions of a specific tenant we have been forced to update our community rules.