Freddie Mercury from Queen tattoo is a nice tribute but a little off.

A wife is like a hand grenade.

It's so damn hot but just be thankful you aren't a corn on the cob.

Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.

Failed my drivers test after instructor asked what I do at stop lights.

Do not disturb this guy. He is on a tight schedule.