My boobs aren't small, they're low fat.

Husbands better keep a close eye on this poolboy.

Time out bottles are a great way to deal with out of control kids.

“I Brake For Tailgaters.” A little too much brake this time there tough guy.

It's cheaper to buy a new printer than it is to buy new ink cartridges.

If you squeeze the head of a Barbie Doll, it looks like Selena Gomez.