Too cool to look into the camera is a perfect example of extreme doucheism.

Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera circa 1994.

Mohawk Mailman entertaining punk fans all across the neighborhood.

Elijah Wood and Leonardo DiCaprio at the Academy Awards in 1994.

Man holds up sign during live ESPN sportscast with an offer for Tom Brady's beautiful wife Gisele Bündchen.

This is what happens when dad takes his son to the hardware store without mom.