The 90's were awesome and I am sure this guy agrees.

Coach got me in so many track and field events, I got confused.

I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can....act cool.

'Spa' has moved. No massage here. No ring bell.

Teaching your cat how to use the toilet is easy. Teaching your cat how to use a plunger is awesome.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.