This guy is either a fan of Lana Del Rey or doesn't speak English.

My wife wanted her sandwich cut in half.

Facebook dad lets everyone know why his kid is celebrating his 21st birthday.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number.

Looking for a job because you don't have a job.

If a guy has sex with a lot of women he's a legend. If a girl has sex with a few guys she's a slut.