This streaker received more than he could have ever imagined.

The struggles of the past were very real.

A trail of toilet paper hanging out of your pants in public may be the most embarrassing thing ever.

Fun fact for people who buy lottery tickets.

Say a prayer for his micro penis.

Extended trike with two blown V-8 engines, wheelie bar, dual rear wings, roll bar, and he doesn't even buy matching ear muffs.