This Cow Does Not Want To Be Someones Next Meal.

Illinois, Nebraska, Iowa....ahh hell what difference does it make. Postcards blow.

Apparently If You Mess With The Monkeys You Are Screwed.

This Is How Tequila Works. Drink With Caution.

Bacon In A Squeeze Bottle. It Was Only A Matter Of Time.

Probably Not The Best Guy To Use For A Head And Shoulders Shampoo Campaign.