Without pets, life can be boring.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.

Hope they understand that Princess Leia is Darth Vader's daughter and that inbreeding is bad.

Timber: Exciting new dating app for lumberjacks.

Why argue if the glass is half full or half empty? Just drink the freaking wine.

Mona Lifta.