Without pets, life can be boring.

Lazy sloth advises you to, just do it...later.

When he woke up he probably thought his prankster friend was a real jerk off.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.

Timber: Exciting new dating app for lumberjacks.

Why argue if the glass is half full or half empty? Just drink the freaking wine.