They told him not to blink.

When the ashtray in your car isn't big enough.

Boy falls from a three-story window, lands on his feet and is not hurt thanks to Superman.

I don't physically wash me feet in the shower.

You have an 'Elf on the Shelf'. I have a 'Trooper on the Pooper'.

What she thinks you're doing when you don't answer your phone.