Had a huge argument with your wife or girlfriend?

Clint Eastwood shooting you with Morgan Freeman narrating would be the best way to die....ever.

Dave Grohl totally looks like Dave Grohl?

If you get an email with an attachment saying it is Kanye West singing Bohemian Rhapsody do NOT open it.

If you're happy and you know it crap your hands.

Forgiveness is like swallowing when you want to spit according to this Church.