The "I shout at my wife in public" starter pack.

This turtle wearing a helmet is fully prepared for battle.

Tattoo of a goat grazing on your bald head is better than just a bald head.

The difference between a BMW driver and a Mercedes-Benz driver.

Dressed in a patriotic outfit to buy Budweiser beer from a foreign company.

His beer belly adds more depth and realism to this already cool Orangutan shirt.