Waiting for the bartender to notice me like...

Give your valentine a full 12 inches.

When you're 12 beers deep at the bar and some guy you never met is now your best friend.

UPS, USPS, and FedEx battle it out in the streets to find out who will become the alpha mail.

Children must always wear a seat belt.

The shadow of the microphone on her boobs is pure magic.