If you can name 3 Kardashian's, but can't name 3 elements off the periodic table...

Some see alcoholism. I see CrossFit for my liver.

Grillenium Falcon food truck is awesome and even sells a sandwich called the Cheebacca.

Kids thought this land surveyor was taking a picture.

My computer screen is brighter than my future.

Car guy logic: Buying soap for his car vs. soap for himself.