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When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.
Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.
Men with piercings are better prepared for marriage than men without them.
Star Wars Millennium Falcon magnetic bottle opener is a must have for those hardcore fans.
Buy a corn dog get a free stick sign should really help increase sales.