The exact spot where my zipper broke.

Steven Spielberg needs to stop trophy killing. First a dinosaur and now an AT-AT walker.

Teacher asked me to turn in my Essay... Snitches get stitches.

Why does the Hulk get called incredible and I get called an angry drunk?

Took a picture of a dragonfly on my toe, but a huge muffin top and some sideboob ruined it.

Never leave your alpaca in a hot car.