I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can....act cool.

'Spa' has moved. No massage here. No ring bell.

Teaching your cat how to use the toilet is easy. Teaching your cat how to use a plunger is awesome.

Two white police officers held at gunpoint by black kid.

Coffee just runs right through me.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.